All art is quite useless.

I'm not young enough to know everything but I can try   The (wo)man behind the curtain   

Sydney. Detroit. 21. English major. Would-be writer. Fifer. Party flutist. Part time social creature. Full time nerd. So many fandoms I can't even keep track.
Talk to me, at me, whatever works.

hey i want to delete my tumblr soon, so if you want to stay in contact with me or whatever, send me a message.

— 2 months ago with 1 note

Conversation I overheard at work

Customer:How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer:You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
— 2 months ago with 37171 notes
#boom 

I like to think that when the bartender told the guy who interviewed me that he was fucked, she meant he was powerless to say no to hiring me because I’m so bodacious.

— 2 months ago with 2 notes
#2014 is gonna be my year of total cocky self confidence and hottness  #and i'm ok with that 

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

(via chynaroze)

— 2 months ago with 200707 notes

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

(via pornographiccookiedough)

— 2 months ago with 81685 notes

herquack-gottbill:

knightarcana:

baronvonblitz:

roughrimjob:

Baby snakes appreciation post

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY WEAKNESS

oh no bbs. ;;;;A;;;;

OH NO THAT BABBU EMERALD IS ON A TWIIIG

(Source: organmeat, via she-wants-the-sunny-d)

— 2 months ago with 57779 notes

blood-songs:

gothvader:

i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after

Not a fic but have some fanart:

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(via wearethemakersofmanners)

— 2 months ago with 24215 notes

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

(via partoftheroyalcourt)

— 2 months ago with 370286 notes